As the New Year begins, it’s most often followed by a New Year’s resolution. A declaration of becoming a better you. The most common decree? To join a gym and start working out so people will mistake you for Brad Pitt/George Clooney/ Megan Fox/Reese Witherspoon/Any other totally hot celebrity. To help you reach your mission and not embarrass yourself in the process while also honoring our 10-year anniversary, Response Marketing has put together a Top 10 list of things not to say in a gym:
- Can I touch your muscles?
- Is “juice bar” code for steroids?
- Is that sweat stain from me?
- I really like your shoes!
- That’s all you can lift?
- Do you get any celebrities at this gym?
- The stuff I take is all-natural
- I’m supposed to lift with my back right?
- I come here for the eye candy.
- It’s been a day. Why don’t I have a 6 pack yet?
In closing, it would be ill advised to say any of the above while combing around the local gym. However, if you found these tips clever/interesting/engaging, imagine what we can do for you.
Stay tuned next month for our February top 10 list.