December is here, which means only one thing. It’s my last Top 10 blog post of the year. Unfortunately, it’s also my last blog post here at Response Marketing. However, before you tear up, remember that December is a time of parties, vacation, and gingerbread houses. So celebrate the holidays like I would – with food, friends and fun. You don’t know how to have fun during the holidays? Bah, humbug! For my final Top 10, I will teach you the ways.
The Top 10 Ways To Have Fun During The Holidays
1. Eggnog with alcohol…and lots of it.
2. Always have food in your mouth. That way, you won’t have to talk to boring relatives telling you how old/fat/bald/single you are.
3. Pretend to be Santa and run around town, asking for milk and cookies.
4. Hang shrubs over doorposts and see how many people confuse it for mistletoe.
5. Engage in a snowball fight, and remember, throw with a purpose. No snow, no problem. Buy snowball cakes and throw those.
6. Avoid driving. When you get somewhere, stay there.
7. Make it an ol’ fashioned holiday with board games. The kind with actual boards, and not ones you play on TV.
8. Re-gift fruit cake and smile for having passed off one of the holiday’s worst invented treats.
9. Surround yourself with loved ones. And maybe even the ones you just “kinda” love.
10. Start planning your New Year’s resolution.